I don't get boys wearing their pants so low half their butt hangs out. How is that supposed to be attractive to girls? Mostly I start to think in terms of gravity "how in the heck do they not fall down?" And boxer shorts aren't cute, they're usually kinda wrinkly and smelly. Is it a status symbol that I don't get? I thought showing your boxers went out of style when Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch broke up. I wonder if this is how parents of the '50s felt when bell-bottom pants and leisure suits came out.
Speaking of bell-bottoms, the shaggy hair is also annoying me. Didn't these kids see pictures of their parents from the '70s and think "that looks ridiculous?" I'll admit, on some guys longer hair looks good, but if you've got any wave or curl it's gonna turn into an afro and the only one pulling that off these days is Carrot Top - and that's only because it's part of his image.
Can I please go dancing someplace in Iowa that does NOT just play thug music? I mean really, we live in IOWA for crying out loud. I'll admit, some of it has a decent beat but it's all the same misogynistic crap. There is other music out there! Can we have some variety? Maybe it's just me because there are certainly enough girls on the dance floor shaking their junk to all the crap being played.
For the record I HATE the song "Crazy Bitch."
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Ha ha ha - Crazy Bitch. It's only good if you are really quite drunk. Oh, or a dude.
Not surprisingly, i don't think i've ever heard that song. Talk about a sign that I AM old (and do not keep up w/ music!)
Well, Sarahdee - they played it at the bar while we were in DesMoines and we all danced like crazy bitches, except maybe not Em - I don't remember. You don't remember either, I take it. How drunk were we?? I know TGD danced his fool head off!
Yeah, i generally don't know many of the songs they play when we go out. I just dance. Em's much more particular when it comes to music and dancing (EM: ew. i'm not dancing to this song...it sucks! ME[dancing]: huh? i've never heard this before...)
My only comment is that I'm trying to get my curly haired husband to grow out his hair just for fun, but you really have to wait out the long in-between phase. Give it time and he'll look less like Carrot Top and more awesome.
Oh, and i forgot to mention earlier that your first line of this post totally makes me think of the movie Clueless.
As if!
Yes, I have descriminate taste in music when it comes to dancing - mostly because I think if more people didn't dance the DJ would get the hint and play BETTER MUSIC (is a little Arrested Developement too much to ask?), but most people don't care. It also helps to be drunk. TGD loves Crazy Bitch, as do most men because it talks about a woman being crazy but it doesn't matter because she "f--ks good." I think it is a totally stupid song and that had the band decided to write actual lyrics it would have been much better. Hope - you'll just have to be careful not to turn him into Kenny G.
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