Weed Control

So here's a topic I don't think I've discussed recently - pubes. Eew, that word is so gross. But really, it's just hair that we're talking about here, really curly, coarse hair. I hate pubic hair. It's just one more thing I have to manage. And I don't know about everybody else but mine is difficult to manage. I've tried various methods - razor, wax, pruning shears - but I swear it's like a weed patch down there. Too bad they don't make some Round-Up for that area. I'm seriously considering some sort of lazer removal. Just fry the damn hair 'til it quits growing back! And WTF is up with all these hairless women I keep hearing about? How do they keep it neat and tidy? How much upkeep is involved with that? Seriously, I don't have that much time to spend on that particular area.

always look at the bright side of life...

Here's three things I like about winter:

1. I don't have to shave my legs very often.
2. I don't have to paint my toenails AND I don't care what shape their in.
3. I don't have to shave (or wax) my bikini area.

In other words, I get to be more slovenly than usual.

my own advice

So I've decided that I'm going to try really hard to NOT nag at my drunk-ass husband. I'm tired of trying to be his mother. So there.