Singing the man's blues

Well that last post seemed to strike a nerve (or several). Now it's time to bitch some more - this time about how husbands are lucky and they don't even know it. I think most men would say (to other guys) that once they get married their sex life becomes non-existent or close to it. This bugs me because when compared to a single man's sex life I think our spouses have it pretty good. The problem is we got married when we were still humping like bunnies so the men automatically assumed that it would always be that way. Like they were actually going to marry "that" girl who likes to have sex all the time (an urban myth in my opinion). So of course once the hormones start to settle and the kids start to pop out they act so surprised, so deceived because we suddenly don't want to have sex all the time. Now they have to SETTLE for once a week or every couple weeks like some poor sap, totally dependent on their wife's wishes. Meanwhile all the single guys out there are having sex all the time - with lots of different women. It's so unfair! Yeah, that's a bunch of bs. Studies have shown that married men regularly have more sex than their single counterparts. Think about it. If your guy was single, would he be out there every weekend picking up a new chick and sealing the deal? And how long do most dating relationships last - 6 months? Do you really think that people who are dating are having sex all the time...at our age? Not likely. Sure, maybe in the beginning, but we know that only lasts so long. So the next time your husband pulls the old guilt routine and acts like he doesn't know how he's going so survive an ENTIRE WEEK without sex (oh the horror!) you remind him that he's actually the lucky one. If that doesn't work there's always 'ol reliable - aka the handjob (and feel free to tell him he can use his own hand).