Keyboard 101

What's the deal with no punctuation in emails? Every day (and this will give you a clue as to my level of dorkdom) I check the headlines on AOL to see if there are any interesting articles to read (honestly, this is how I get my news). Then after reading an article ("Swedish study shows correlation between suicide and breast enhancement!"), people can post comments (I am ashamed to admit that I have done so, an offense for which I should bear a scarlet "D" on my shirt for "dumbass"). Anyways, I have noticed a startingly lack of punctuation in these comments, and in other forms of digital communication. Are people too lazy to hit the 'shift' key and capitalize a letter? And that '.' key certainly must be too much of a strain for all those ring fingers. Or could it be that the only people posting comments (besides me) are a bunch of 13 year old hooligans (riff-raff and their crazy shenanigans) who obviously haven't taken Keyboarding class?

The big brown bear jumped over the lazy fox. Or was it the fox that jumped over the bear? Either way I can still type it without looking at my fingers. Can I go play Oregon Trail now?

boob envy

I used to have great breasts. They were perky, full, and actually stuck out farther than my stomach. These days they only way they'll do that is with the super deluxe padded push-up bra from Victoria's Secret that costs a million dollars. I keep telling myself that someday when I'm done having kids (and that day seems really far off right now) I'm going to buy me a nice set of boobs, just like the ones I used to have (okay, maybe bigger).

I wish somebody would have told me to appreciate them while I still had 'em. I would have bought more cleavage baring Ts.