Apparently I don't say cheese

Okay, everytime I get on here (obviously not very often these days as evidenced by my non-posting) my picture really bugs me. So, I'm asking if there are any pictures out there of me actually smiling? Feel free to send it to me and I'll try to get my picture changed - and it has to be a decent picture - so nothing from 4 years ago when I was a fat ass. And no double/triple chin pictures please, I have enough of those (damn jowls). I would also prefer to be wearing make-up. Oh whatever, just find a picture of Kim Kardashian on the internet and I'll post that. That's what people would rather see anyways.