Monday, June 2, 2008
peep show
My last post led my thoughts to this one: A few years ago an acquaintance of my husband (nobody from this town busybodies, so quit guessing) mentioned that he wondered if women knew that their shirts gaped open when they leaned over to pick up their kids. My husband told me this because the guy was a person who I frequently saw with my kids (he was in my playdate group as a stay home dad), so I don't know if TGD was trying to warn me or just letting me know the perv might be looking down my shirt. Now, I am one to wear lower cut things. What can I say, I look better in scoop or V-neck tops. Crew cuts make my face look fat (I have large jowls and a short neck). I told TGD that I wasn't going to change what I wore just because some jerk was checking out the show when I bent over to pick up my kids (or pick up whatever they dropped). I wear a bra, so what's the most he's going to see - a little cleavage and probably my gut. Not real hot if you ask me. Not enough to give anyone any major thrills anyways (and if it is then they are REALLY desperate, which might have been the case with pervy dad-dude).
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This is why we are supposed to bend at the knees, not at the waist to pick up our kids. That, or invest in double-sided tape. I'm going to make a line of tape called "Anti-Perv."
I think I even know which stay-at-home dad you are referring to! Icky! Just be thankful that you have something for them to get their gollies off on--some of us boob-deprived gals can only give them a peek of our big toes! Hee hee.
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