Monday, June 23, 2008

The french waitress uniform doesn't exist, but these do...

Like it usually does, the last post led me to this one. Uniforms: hot or not hot? I myself find army fatigues very VERY hot - like way up there on the hot-ometer. Sailor uniforms however, not too hot. Marine dress uniform - iffy I think. Air force - dress uniform and the jumpsuit thing - smokin' hot (blame it on Top Gun). Firefighter overalls/boots outfit - obviously hot or they wouldn't sell calendars of firefighters. Many a fantasy have those guys playing the lead. Cops on the other hand - sorry but those police blues are just not hot. Plus they gotta wear that belt with all the gadgets and that just adds more bulk. Same goes with State Patrol. Sorry fellas, I know you didn't pick the outfits.

Of course you could get into all the non-government jobs that require uniforms - like doctors, nurses, cafeteria workers, waiters, etc. But that would take forever I think. For the most part I think the majority of those types of uniforms are definitely not hot. I can say with certainty that my uniform as a nursing home dietary aide was NOT HOT - like negative values on the hotness meter. The hair net and required apron were especially bad, and quite mortifying the one time my boss' son, a boy in my high school class, came to pay her a visit at work and caught me in all my netted glory.

I do think TGD looks pretty damn fine in scrubs though. Fortunately he doesn't have to wear a hair net or a shower cap every day.

2 comments:

R G Swans said...

The top of my hotometer is the male Kmart uniforms. Not only are the uniforms hot but the men that work there are smokin'. I don't know where they find these fellas but I find myself shopping there daily just for the view!
I bet if we took a poll of the male kmart shoppers they would think the female uniforms are equally as hot.

Mia said...

ha ha ha, Lisa! That's gross - all the pimply-faced boys in their bland clothing... or, are you into that sort of thing? How akward..sorry...

Em, for a uniformed-man bonanza, head to New York City during fleet week. Hubba hubba, even though half of them are in their goofy sailor uniforms. The marines are HOT hot hot hot. And, I agree with the Army fatigues. I have seen a hot police officer make that blue uniform look pretty good, but most of them are pretty out of shape and just look like blue blobs.