The conquering hero returns with good news...and great underpants.

I have an update in reference to my post regarding cellulite. As some of you may know I have been on the hunt for panties (I used to hate that word but now I find it much more feminine than "underwear") that don't cling to my butt like a net holding in two basketballs OR ride up in back. It's more difficult than it sounds. Yes, I once again tried the thong. I know everybody says to give it a few days but after one day I couldn't make myself do it again. That entire day was spent focused on my underwear and the effort not to pick it out of my ass. For example, I'm grocery shopping but I can't concentrate on what I need because all I can think about is my damn wedgie, or I have to bend down to pick up the kids and once again - really tight wedgie. What was that? What did you say? I didn't hear you because I'm having a problem with this thong stuck up my butt! You get the picture. So I've tried out several types of undies, mostly from VSecret. All the ones that didn't have the elastic edging (forming the giant net that holds my giant butt) ended up creeping to places they shouldn't be going. They were cute on so I decided they'd be okay for a night in with TGD (he was pleased with this decision), but I wouldn't want to wear them every day (see the thong preoccupation examples above). However I finally found a pair that might work! They are called (drumroll please) TC Edge "No ride, No Lines" panties. I have them in bikini and I tell you what ladies - I really like them. Not only do I think that they are more flattering than my cotton briefs (with their bunchy fabric and cellulite causing elastic) but they really don't ride up. Okay, you might have to pick a couple of times but they're pretty darn good for not having tight elastic edging. Anyways, just thought I'd pass on my findings for anyone who is interested, or maybe I'm the only one obsessed with undies and how my butt looks in them...I'm pretty sure that's more likely the case.