I'm outta here

Well I'm in the process of packing for my vacation. I'll be sunning myself in Mexico (in my daring bikini or possibly topless, j/k - I'm not that brave or cruel). Sorry to all you losers still stuck back here in the frozen tundra. You can be assured I will not be thinking of any of you (remember, me = selfish bitch). I tell you what though, packing for this shindig has been a massive headache. Remember the good old days when you could just leave? Now I've got an entire folder dedicated to all the crap that has to be done, which I started preparing for several months ago. I need a vacation from preparing for my vacation. Yes, I am aware that you're all cursing me out right now "who cares you selfish wench! You still get to go someplace warm without your kids for an entire week!" And you're right. Adios amigos.