Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Weed Control

So here's a topic I don't think I've discussed recently - pubes. Eew, that word is so gross. But really, it's just hair that we're talking about here, really curly, coarse hair. I hate pubic hair. It's just one more thing I have to manage. And I don't know about everybody else but mine is difficult to manage. I've tried various methods - razor, wax, pruning shears - but I swear it's like a weed patch down there. Too bad they don't make some Round-Up for that area. I'm seriously considering some sort of lazer removal. Just fry the damn hair 'til it quits growing back! And WTF is up with all these hairless women I keep hearing about? How do they keep it neat and tidy? How much upkeep is involved with that? Seriously, I don't have that much time to spend on that particular area.

1 comment:

Mia said...

ha ha ha - pruning shears! Are you going in for professional horticulture prior to your trip? That's how those women stay "neat and tidy" - professional help.