Monday, March 3, 2008
When did this happen?
I went out to a couple clubs while in Mexico. I love to go dancing and rarely get the opportunity to, so I tarted myself up a bit and went out. I was feeling pretty sexy (which doesn't happen very often) until I got to the clubs and realized the majority of the population was much younger than me. I was surrounded by young women with their pre-marriage/pre-baby bodies, wearing their mini-dresses and short shorts. So after a bit my sex-goddess high was gone and in it's place was an old bitter hag who wanted to tell all those girls "just you wait honey! You'll get yours! (insert maniacal laugh here)". So what I want to know is, where are the clubs for people my age? Where's the club where you have to be 30 to get in and they're still going to play good music and not all 80s classics? I don't think one exists. If you know of such a place be sure to clue me in.
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I think we should open a club for women over 30 and men over 21. We'll call it, "Still Got It" or "Club SB" (Sexy Bitches) or we could go with your feeling and call it "The Old Hag" but I don't think it would have wide appeal. Men would call it "MILF City" - gross.
Yes, and we could make it a rule that no mini skirts or hot pants were allowed. In fact I think jeans would be a requirement and seasonally appropriate attire only (meaning no strapless crap in the dead of winter)! And it would be non-smoking (of course) and there would be a coat check so you could wear your coat and not have to freeze your butt off running from the parking lot!
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