Thursday, November 15, 2007

Photoshop can kiss my ass

Hey look! It's a picture of me! I took a picture of myself - which involved learning the timer on my camera and lots of height configurations (oops, it's a picture of my boobs, and here's a picture of just my forehead). I also discovered that my face looks really round and fat when I smile (it's the "triple chin" effect). So after many BAD pictures (which nobody will ever see because I immediately deleted them) I decided to post this one, which I was going to call "a study in introspection" or "bird suicide watch" (they like to off themselves by running into my picture window). So, here I am....looking all serious....because, you know, this is such a serious blog and I am a no-nonsense type of gal. None of that frivolity here folks.

And yes, I realize there's a big white strip off to the side that I need to crop off but I can't figure out how to do it! Damn Photoshop with it's too hard crop tool! I hate you Photoshop!

1 comment:

Diane said...

So in between Oprah and bonbons, you must have time to get "streak free" windows! I prefer my windows with a cat-nose-print line about 1/3 of the way up... it prevents the birds from crashing and then I don't have to do bird burials.... :)