TGD keeps laughing at my picture because he says it's too serious, which, I know, it doesn't really fit this blog. But honestly, what was I supposed to do? Stick out my tongue? Cross my eyes? Wrap my fingers under my chin and make an eye mask using my thumbs and index fingers? I can't help it that my "natural resting face" is serious and slightly bitchy looking! Nobody walks around smiling all the time unless they're high on something (and if you just thought "yeah, high on life!" then you need to go out and sing "do re mi" with the woodland creatures before I deck you).
Wanna know something that does make me smile? Front butt. Not the actual occurance (that's really more sad and depressing, although I can make front butt by squeezing all my stomach fat together into two folds) but the name - front butt. I need to find more ways to work it into everyday conversation.
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