Dreams that make me go "hmmm"

Last night I had a dream that I was back in junior high/high school but I was sort of an adult (looked younger but still had the maturity of an adult). Anyways, I was wearing these really tight white jeans that went all the way to my belly button and I had a shirt tucked into them. As if that weren't bad enough my body was shaped weird - my butt and stomach were the same size - same roundness. I looked like a walking egg person. And to top it all off I had my period and was wearing a huge pad (because that's what I used to wear when Aunt Flo made her first visits). Anyways, my jeans were so tight and white that apparently you could see the outline of the pad on my butt because one of the mean girls in my class (I won't name names but she did exist) pointed it out to this boy I had a crush on. But, since I had my adult mind, I was able to tell her to shut up and said something like "so what, I have my period. It's no big deal. Of course I have to wear a pad. Duh." And then I said to the boy "and if you're too stupid and immature to deal with that then I don't want to go out with you anyways."

I have no idea where the hell that all came from. I can only guess that part of it is because I'm supposed to get my period this week. As for the egg shape, well, I am feeling pretty egg shaped these days. You know, now that I'm thinking about it I'm not so sure that my shirt was tucked in. It might have been knotted in front by my belly button. Heinous.